Welcome to the glorious digital dominion of flags—you’ve just entered the kingdom of vexillology, and yes, I’m the guy on the throne. Here, banners wave, seals get banished, and every stripe has a story (usually one I made up). I’m not just passionate about flags—I am the Flagfather, the High Duke of Hoist and Field, the Supreme Commander of Symbolism. Whether you're here to admire my Illinois redesigns, witness my relentless quest for honorary titles, or just looking for someone who’s messaged Clint Eastwood about his second-favorite flag—congrats. You’ve found the right flag nerd. All hail the fabric of our future., and the creator/writer/designer/everything of the zine series FIRE EXIT. He is also the person to praise/blame for this  website design.